radiopants "news"

• Cookie Monster Admits To Eating Cookies
• Bailout Unsuccessful:  Stimulus Bill Just Male Stripper
• Obama Resigns
• Bush’s Letter To Obama
• Open Letter From Whatever Bush’s Dog Was Named To Whatever Obama’s Dog Will Be Named
• Previously On HUDSON
• Golden Globes Attended, Acknowledged
• Interviewin’ With Dr. Mister Cody:  Damon Lindelof
• Local Student Can’t Believe He Just Called Teacher ‘Mommy’
• 5 Lazy Ways To Get Punched In The Face By A Stranger
• Dark Knight DVD Sales Solve Economic Crisis
• Interviewin’ With Dr. Mister Cody:  Britney Spears
• Spring Movie Preview
• Adult I’m Speaking To Clearly Just Little Kid On Talkboy
• Local Tweens Totes Caught Texting Behind Roller Rink
• I’m Sorry, I Just Don’t See This Relationship Going Anywhere Near My Penis
• Salad Ignored
• Coldplay Falls Asleep During Own Concert
• Today’s News (November 5th)
• Tomorrow’s News (November 3rd)
• Wealthy Cat Leaves Entire Fortune To Piece Of String
• McDonald’s Fries With No Salt Taken With Grain Of Salt
• Cast And Creators Of MADtv Unaware Of Current Season Of MADtv
• General General Election News